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Cottlestone Pie 

Cottleston Pie Definition:

It stands for Inner Nature.

The song from Winne the Pooh is explained in the book "The Tao of Pooh"

“A fly can’t bird, a bird can fly.” Very simple. Very obvious. And yet, you’d be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives. It means that we're all different individuals even though created equal.

“A fish can’t whistle and neither can I.” Coming from a wise mind, such a statement might mean, “I have certain limitations, and I know what they are.” Unfortunately, some people-who always seem to think they're smarter than fish and birds, somehow-aren't so wise, and end up causing big trouble for themselves and others.

"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie
Why does a chicken, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie"

All we have to do is recognize Inner Nature and work with things as they are- after all "You can't get very far if you don't know who you are"
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Inner Nature

-Cottleston Pie sounds better, said Pooh.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Things are as they are"
"Better...But it still doesn't rhyme" said Pooh.
Cottletone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone Pie.
(from "The Tao of Pooh")
Cottlestone Pie by Effechi April 9, 2010

covidless 

a place with no case of COVID-19
taemin: It looks like Trump isn't interested in putting the States under quarantine because he believes it is covidless.
covidless by shawologist April 3, 2020

Cottleston Pie

A pie that is mentioned by Winnie the Pooh Bear in his philosophical piece, the Tao of Pooh. Used by him as a response to various riddles including, "Why does a chicken, I don't know why." So use this as an answer to anything.
Example: Joe- How do you use these condoms?
Mary- Cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie.

Teacher- What is the square root of 56.9?
Student- Cottleston pie.

Dood- What is the meaning of life, the universe,
and everything?
Me- 42 cottleston pies.
Cottleston Pie by bezgurl February 13, 2006

COVIDLessing 

The act of accomplishing less, doing less, or providing less because of COVID.
My favorite restaurant is COVIDlessing by not providing menus.
COVIDLessing by HBIC412 January 20, 2022

Coviggles 

(noun) a feeling of excessive horniness due to lack of social interaction in the midst of COVID 19 pandemic
DMs the following: Damn girl you're giving me the coviggles (while looking at instagram stories)
Coviggles by Dobby is Free 1108 April 11, 2020
Imagine "bottles" your baby.
Now the b turns into a "c" as "c" = cock.
*Daddy cottles his two kids (COMPLETELY IN ROLE PLAY AND ABIDING ADULTS OVER 18+)
Cottles by Crescent Zeal December 23, 2020
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