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Covertigout 

Covertigout is a made up disease which effects the brain tricking the host into believing they are being singled out and not required to show up to work. Often times the host will files numerous complaints with their boss or HR.
He hasn’t been to work in a few months now, he’s still suffering from that covertigout ever since he didn’t get his way.
Covertigout by KingSlayer2021 August 11, 2021

courting death 

Mostly used in Chinese novels.

Said when someone has overstepped another persons bounds. As a warning/attack sentence.
A: ha ha, i stole your pet
B: you are courting death.

Courting 

Courting is the experience of developing a deep relationship with someone, with a view to seeing if marriage is right for the couple, without the complexity of sexual intimacy being part of that relationship. Enabling each to find out everything about each other, developing unconditional love and trust, with out rushing things, to decide if this really is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
They enjoyed their carefree courting days, long walks in the sunshine, talking, getting to know each other in great depth, enjoying each others company as true friends.
Courting by snazzy-shazzy December 30, 2015

Colberting 

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.
I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.
Colberting by wholesomedick November 7, 2008

Covering Flush 

The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.
I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.

Concerting 

-Hey, I haven't gone concerting in a while, let's go to a show.

-I went concerting last week.

-I love concerting.
Concerting by barpo January 25, 2009