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Covelight 

1) A fleshlight in the shape of a Snivy that only savage people of large caliber are allowed to use

2) A fanfic that mashes both John Wicc, District 9, Pokemon, and large amounts of crack cocaine.
I am a truly savage man. Every night I bust out and bust in my green Covelight; the only thing in my life that can bring me both shame and pleasure.

Did you read that story Covelight? Yeah man, that shit made me want to grab the nearest cleaning supplies and make a special potion all for myself.
Covelight by Doug Bowser March 15, 2022
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corplighting

A portmanteau of Corpspeak and Gaslighting.

Corplighting evolved spontaneously from the need to manage questions -- via blame deflection, positioning, and trending jargon. Corplighting optimizes the message and controls and minimizes information flow. It also undermines and subtly invalidates the premise, managing workforce mindset.
Today's all-hands meeting was 80% corplighting about WFH policy changes.
corplighting by s1gz3r0 June 16, 2023
that term from that abba song..i think it means like you radiate love it's cute
"you're such a lovelight, you make me feel so warm inside"
lovelight by bigdickboy1213 December 15, 2021

cavelight 

Lit marijuana. Used often in describing the act of smoking marijuana.
Spark up the cavelight and throw on some music.
cavelight by The Jonstrosity January 3, 2007

Cakelighter 

A supreme awesome person, better than anyone else. Originally came from a person who says they can skate but can't really do any tricks.
"Did you see that guy get those three girls to kiss, he is a cakelighter"

"Yo that guy says he can do a kickflip, he's really just a cakelighter"
Cakelighter by Kleptic September 26, 2005

corplighting

A portmanteau of Corpspeak and Gaslighting.

Corplighting optimizes the message
and controls and minimizes information flow.
It also undermines and subtly invalidates the premise,
managing workforce mindset.
Today's all-hands meeting was 20% product announcements and 80% corplighting about recent policy changes.
corplighting by s1gz3r0 June 16, 2023

Covernight 

A night in which you have the covers over your head. Usually for a. hidden masturbation, b. your shield against ghosts and the darkness of your room (a cellphone or light-emitting device most likely used for additional brightness) or c. to block out noise even your closed door can't prevent (50% of the time from your parent's bedroom). Like this, you have easy access to a clothes-free sleep.
Dave: Bro, this movie we're watching is the f*cking scariest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Jim: Yeah, looks like tonight's gonna be a covernight... can't risk spotting a ghost in the corner of my room.

Lisa: Oh my gosh, I just can't touch myself without having a fear that my parents are gonna walk in on me!

Emily: Try making it a covernight.