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calightenment 

the passage of proposition 19 in the progressive state of California.
the taxes from domestic transactions and exportation will decrease the deficit, fund the UC system, increase R&D, and will lead to the age of calightenment!
calightenment by calightened October 21, 2010

Covelight 

1) A fleshlight in the shape of a Snivy that only savage people of large caliber are allowed to use

2) A fanfic that mashes both John Wicc, District 9, Pokemon, and large amounts of crack cocaine.
I am a truly savage man. Every night I bust out and bust in my green Covelight; the only thing in my life that can bring me both shame and pleasure.

Did you read that story Covelight? Yeah man, that shit made me want to grab the nearest cleaning supplies and make a special potion all for myself.
Covelight by Doug Bowser March 15, 2022

Cakelighter 

A supreme awesome person, better than anyone else. Originally came from a person who says they can skate but can't really do any tricks.
"Did you see that guy get those three girls to kiss, he is a cakelighter"

"Yo that guy says he can do a kickflip, he's really just a cakelighter"
Cakelighter by Kleptic September 26, 2005

Catlighting

This is a combination of "cat fishing" and "gas lighting". When some pretends to be someone they're not and then tries to convince you that they never gave you that idea.
This guy tried catlighting me. I was convinced when we chatted that he was a Top... but he was on all 4s as soon as we met.
Catlighting by Ajjumah2 December 3, 2021

Caslighting 

manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity

often mistaken or referred to as “gaslighting” but is a simple grammatical mistake
Kat often uses caslighting against Josh by attempting to change the way he remembers things
Caslighting by Jburley9 August 9, 2022

Catlighting

cat·light
/ˈcatˌlīt/
verb
gerund or present participle: gaslighting

Manipulate humans (and dogs) using psycatogical methods into questioning their own sanity or powers of reasoning. Ex. meowing at nothing as if something is there or meowing and pretending you didn't.
Meow.

What do you need, Cat?

*cat stares at nothing, as if nothing has occurred*

Stop catlighting me!

(yes, the example is stupid. UD forced me to do it.)
Catlighting by therealyemmie February 28, 2024