A Courtimal is very rare marriage of a Courtney and an animal. Usually brought on by being hangry or hungover.
This half woman, half animal is only brought down from her rage, by a snow bath.
Much like the t-rex, she eats anything with a pulse. With the ability to ninja kick and sick her attack cat on you with its siren like sounds, it pierces your ears and confuses you whilst 'The Courtimal' pounces. It's a dangerous tandem. Just ask reindeer games.
Instead of sleeping, she waits, in the dark, for her next victim.
This half woman, half animal is only brought down from her rage, by a snow bath.
Much like the t-rex, she eats anything with a pulse. With the ability to ninja kick and sick her attack cat on you with its siren like sounds, it pierces your ears and confuses you whilst 'The Courtimal' pounces. It's a dangerous tandem. Just ask reindeer games.
Instead of sleeping, she waits, in the dark, for her next victim.
We were all out having a great time on Sunday funday until the Courtimal came out and started raging, luckily someone in the group knew that to calm her rage she needed a snow bath.
by ToddGlidewell January 7, 2014
Get the Courtimalmug.