courtemanche

tha best mofukkin last name evaaaa
pronounced as:
COURT as in ahhhmothafucka im in court
AHH as in ahhhmothafucka im scared
MOSH as in ahhhmothafucka im in a mosh pit.

"ohhhaaaiii who you"
"they call me courtemanche, wilmur courtemanche bitch"
"oooo dayum yr so kewl"

courtemanche by Frankfurth Heimenschlumer March 19, 2009

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Courtemanche

Best last name ever. But most people don't know how to say it so here you go if you don't know how.

Court as in bitch I'm in court again
Ah as in ahhh I can't believe this

Man as in man you really just do that
Che as in bitch ahhh I see you man your cheap

Hey man did you know Courtemanche is a real popular last name in Canada.

Courtemanche by The_real_bitch_here_ April 28, 2019

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