Courtigation

Doing something you don’t want to do solely to be polite.

I was courtigated to go to my boss’s birthday party.
I had to eat as many of my grandma’s cookies as I could, it was a courtigation.

Courtigation by Courteous123321 June 15, 2023

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constigation

Original M.W.'s word. Can mean absolutely anything when you're making up something.

See that tree? Its up to some constigation

You're body is made of the molecules of constigation atoms.

No you cant take my sandwich, its got constigation.

constigation by M.W. May 23, 2006

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Courtigation • constigation • Curigation

Curigation

A hybrid word that from Malay with adding -tion to show anything fishy but at same time to make some jokes.

You seems curigation to us since you the only one always late 🌚

Curigation by ♤♡♧♢ October 4, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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