Counterfist

Meaning opposite of closed fist. To come to you with an open hand. -Also a rock band out of seatte washington. Also it's a counter attack move.

George was able to counterfist Rod's attack and take him down to china town.

by cfistac April 11, 2011

Counterfeit

A person that dresses, talks, and acts wealthy, but is faker than a three dollar bill.

You may find people like this in your school, place of business, or public transit sporting a fake Gucci or Lois Vuitton, acting as if they are above you, but really they just have a really good sugar daddy.

Oh Becky look at that counterfeit over there, should we tell her her Lois is fake?

by Huangho February 13, 2019

counterfart

When you hear someone near you fart and you blast out a much louder and more powerful fart in retaliation.

You walk in to wake your son up in the morning and hear him fart....you blast out the counterfart in return....son laughs "Ah Dad you won with that counterfart!"

by Vinny Liggio February 8, 2009

counterfeit fag

A guy who hangs out at gay bars pretending to be gay. His Modus Operandi is to trick an unsuspecting female patron into thinking he has never been with a woman before and that she'll offer to be his first. A pathetic creature to say the least. Sometimes the joke ends up being on him as the odds of bringing home a transtesticle have increased ten-fold.

Female- Do you come here often?
CF- All the time. I'm gay you know.
Female- Ever been with a woman before?
CF- 500 men but not a single woman
Female- Do you want to try it?
CF- I don't know if it's me or the Wine Cooler talkin' But Yeah I'd like to try it.

later at the motel

CF( reaching into female skirt upon grabbing hold of a hairy set of nuts)
You ain't a woman!!!
Female(now male) What kind of fag reaction is that!! Your not a fag after all. I know where you hang out wait til I tell your friends.

by Tommy R May 29, 2005

cooterfister

1. One who enjoys the act of placing his/her fist in a cooter.

2. One who finds pleasure in the act of cooterfisting.

"Dude, Derek I put my hand in the palace of pleasure!"
"Oh Justin...you cooterfister."

by D-Smoov December 6, 2006

counterfeit nigger

A person who grew up in the suburbs with a silver spoon in spoon in their mouth and had an easy go. When an adult they claim to have lived the hard knock life. Fake biographies abound these types have been shot numerous times yet the scars have magically disappeared.

Remember Vanilla Ice?
He was quite possibly the biggest counterfeit nigger of all time.

by Tommy R May 29, 2005

Counterfeit dollar

"Counterfeit dollar", rhyming slang as in "phoney buck" for an undernourished female.

"She's nice enough, but she's a counterfeit dollar".

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019