A countryism, or country-ism, is similar to many figures of speech, but must only contain stereotypes or generalizations from western countryculture.
Applejack: Yee-haw! Finally, I can buck like a five bit snake herder in an Appleloosa ranch house again!
Fluttershy: And you got your countryisms back too.
Unlike city chavs the countryside chav is secretly middle class but acts like hes hard. Their hobbies include fucking 13 year olds and generally being a massive dick. They are usually a little chubby, their fat seeps from their adidas tracksuits. Surprise, surprise they are all white cunts. They are disliked and often disowned from their parents.
tom: what is that tracksuit guy doing fucking those minors
his friend: Don't worry thats just a countryside chav, he has no friends or family.
Countrysexual can be used to describe someone who is sexually attracted to countries, be it the physical countries, Countryhumans, Countryballs, or the animeHetalia. Countries have no factual genders, so this term gender neutral.
A: "Did you hear that C is countrysexual?"
B: "Oh, you mean they love countries?"
A: "Yeah, they're a huge fan of England from Hetalia!"
A: "C is countrysexual, they said so yesterday."
B: "Sorry, what's countrysexual?"
A: "Oh, C just likes countries on a non-platonic love level!"
Ghetto Ass school where there are no windows in any of the classrooms. You can call it, a prision for minors. And the school smells like feet, reeks of retarded people, and 9/10 of the population of that school gets high and drunk off their asses every weekend, and have the brain capacity of an old gum wrapper.
You know little Jimmy, he goes to Countryside high school, because he's a retard. That's the only school that will accept him for his stupidity
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.