A countryism, or country-ism, is similar to many figures of speech, but must only contain stereotypes or generalizations from western countryculture.
Applejack: Yee-haw! Finally, I can buck like a five bit snake herder in an Appleloosa ranch house again!
Fluttershy: And you got your countryisms back too.
Unlike city chavs the countryside chav is secretly middle class but acts like hes hard. Their hobbies include fucking 13 year olds and generally being a massive dick. They are usually a little chubby, their fat seeps from their adidas tracksuits. Surprise, surprise they are all white cunts. They are disliked and often disowned from their parents.
tom: what is that tracksuit guy doing fucking those minors
his friend: Don't worry thats just a countryside chav, he has no friends or family.
Countrysexual can be used to describe someone who is sexually attracted to countries, be it the physical countries, Countryhumans, Countryballs, or the animeHetalia. Countries have no factual genders, so this term gender neutral.
A: "Did you hear that C is countrysexual?"
B: "Oh, you mean they love countries?"
A: "Yeah, they're a huge fan of England from Hetalia!"
A: "C is countrysexual, they said so yesterday."
B: "Sorry, what's countrysexual?"
A: "Oh, C just likes countries on a non-platonic love level!"
Ghetto Ass school where there are no windows in any of the classrooms. You can call it, a prision for minors. And the school smells like feet, reeks of retarded people, and 9/10 of the population of that school gets high and drunk off their asses every weekend, and have the brain capacity of an old gum wrapper.
You know little Jimmy, he goes to Countryside high school, because he's a retard. That's the only school that will accept him for his stupidity
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.