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couchlocked by Skinny_ninja April 20, 2005
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couchlock
couchlock by cheryl-renee March 3, 2005
Word of the Day on April 20, 2005
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couchlock
When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.
Couch Locked
Standard has been: "Super stoned and not wanting to move anywhere."
Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.
Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.
Observer: "Man, Steve is stoned and just couch locked."
Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.
Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"
Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!
God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'
Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.
God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.
Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.
Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"
Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!
God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'
Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.
God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.
Couch Locked by MattEtweg April 30, 2010
couchlock
When you get a really strong body high and cannot get up off the couch, usually obtained when smoking indica weed.
couchlock by tony acuna's mom February 26, 2008
Couch Locked
When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.
Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
Couch Locked by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008
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