Coughblocked

When one is ill-stricken to the point where bodily functions are failing and one's sexual life is constantly excused due to uncontrollable coughs, runny noses, sneezes, etc.

*Boy and Girl lean in for a kiss*
*Boy coughs*
*Girl leans back*
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked.

*Boy and Girl are having sex*
*Boy sneezes in Girl's face*
Girl: That was a huge turn off. I'm leaving.
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked. Again!

Coughblocked by Prautt August 8, 2010

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Coughblocked

Coughblocked is when a girl you have been wanting to hook up with has been sick for a while, eliminating any chance of you hooking up with her for a while. This roots from the term "cockblocked" but it has a complete different meaning.

Nima: Wait teagan so did you hook up with that one hot girl you were talking about?
Teagan: No I got coughblocked.
Nima: Oh shit sorry dude.

Coughblocked by NimaC16 September 4, 2016

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Pats tense. see couchlock

Man we were couchlocked for hours after the smoke session.

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When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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