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Coughblocked

When one is ill-stricken to the point where bodily functions are failing and one's sexual life is constantly excused due to uncontrollable coughs, runny noses, sneezes, etc.
*Boy and Girl lean in for a kiss*
*Boy coughs*
*Girl leans back*
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked.

*Boy and Girl are having sex*
*Boy sneezes in Girl's face*
Girl: That was a huge turn off. I'm leaving.
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked. Again!
Coughblocked by Prautt August 8, 2010
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Coughblocked

Coughblocked is when a girl you have been wanting to hook up with has been sick for a while, eliminating any chance of you hooking up with her for a while. This roots from the term "cockblocked" but it has a complete different meaning.
Nima: Wait teagan so did you hook up with that one hot girl you were talking about?
Teagan: No I got coughblocked.
Nima: Oh shit sorry dude.
Coughblocked by NimaC16 September 4, 2016
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