CouchStain

the discord user: CouchStain 🛋 has a big dick. that’s it his dick is big and ready to fuck ;)

“i just talked to CouchStain on discord and omfg he has a big dick !!”

by graciren June 13, 2021

Couch stain

The marks left on your face after falling asleep on the couch.

Did you just wake up?
Yeah, why?
I can tell by the couch stains on your face.

by Dizzy15116 June 1, 2014

cockstain

Some white freaky stuff. White boys get them White women to do anything.

You wanna do a cockstain?

by PorchMonkey4Life September 7, 2008

cockstain

1. A cum stain in the shape of a cock.

2. Can also be used as an insult against person of choice.

A man ejaculates all over his cock and then presses it against his partner's skin (or clothing), leaving an imprint in cum that is the shape of his cock. His partner can then let the cockstain dry thoroughly for for a more lasting effect.

by cockstain January 1, 2009

couchgating

same as tailgating except the party or activity is conducted on a sofa in front of a television with a football game playing.

I can't go to the Saints game today so I will be couchgating at home.

by blackchips October 7, 2006

jolly cockstain

Someone that is blissfully unaware of how miserably pathetic they truly are.

John Howard is a jolly cockstain. Ignorance is bliss.

by Kiwi Sam April 2, 2008

Russian Cockstain

When a girl has two shit you fuck her in the ass until your dick is covered in shit then you make her blow you until all the shit is off of your cock.

Billy gave Martha one crazy Russian Cockstain lastnight.

by Leopold Burns November 17, 2010