Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

Couch fruit by Oh nooes May 3, 2019

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conch fritters

Clumpy, ball-like masses which form in women's underwear when sweat mixes with talc or baby powder.

Female version of Hushpuppies.

It was 95 degrees and 90 percent humidity today - my poor girlfriend was making a big batch of of conch fritters!

conch fritters by MikeinOcala July 14, 2011

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Conch Fritters

Illegitimate kids of Bahama Village in Key West, Florida.

Miss Sadie, where's the the kid's? "Out catchin a chicken for dinner" conch fritters

Conch Fritters by twambrose July 29, 2011

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fruity cooch

a women pussy that is frutiy

man your mom fruity cooch is so good

fruity cooch by red neck May 13, 2005

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fruity nuttsack cooch dip

the act of dipping yout nuttsack into a bowl of fruit punch and dipping them into her vagina

hey i did the "fruity nuttsack cooch dip" on my girl last night

fruity nuttsack cooch dip by ramerbamer December 8, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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