6 definitions by MikeinOcala

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the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.
Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
by mikeinocala May 07, 2012
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The confidence exhibited by a young man when he starts making his own money, often by working in fast food.
From the moment young Johnny cashed his first check, the girls began to notice his McSwagger
by mikeinocala September 18, 2011
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A URINATION FEATURING A SIZEABLE GAS EXPULSION.
I WAS TAKING A LEAK AND IT TURNED INTO A STINKY-WINKLE WHEN I LET OUT A 10-SECONG FART.
by MikeinOcala April 27, 2011
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The danger of developing hushpuppies. The higher the temperature and more humid the day, the higher the hushpuppy index.
It is so freakin' hot and muggy today, the hushpuppy index must be off the scale!
by MikeinOcala June 23, 2008
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clumps or ball-like masses found in underwear, created when a powder, (esp. CORNstarch baby powder), used by men to prevent chafing, combines with sweat. The hotter and more humid the day, the higher the "hushpuppy index", or danger of chafing to your crotch.
It was so hot today that I put baby powder down my drawers this morning, and by noon hushpuppies rolled out when I went to take a leak!
by MikeinOcala June 12, 2008
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Clumpy, ball-like masses which form in women's underwear when sweat mixes with talc or baby powder.

Female version of Hushpuppies.
It was 95 degrees and 90 percent humidity today - my poor girlfriend was making a big batch of of conch fritters!
by MikeinOcala July 13, 2011
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