couch fuck
when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it
couch fuck by matt gardener October 16, 2006
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Community Fuck Couch
A coutch or fold-out bed downstairs or in a basement that has seen a lot of fucking from its owner as well as visitors.
Community Fuck Couch by ExFlip August 17, 2010
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Fuck Couch
When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing
Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo
Fuck Couch by FarOutWords November 22, 2010
fuck couch
"I'm going to fuck couch in Call of Duty 4"
"I saw that new Rambo movie last night...he fucked so much couch!"
"I saw that new Rambo movie last night...he fucked so much couch!"
fuck couch by TNaes March 1, 2008
fuck yo couch!
fuck yo couch! by Skittles!! June 5, 2005
Fuck yo couch
1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.
2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch
2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch
1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"
2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
Fuck yo couch by Justin October 13, 2004
fuck yo couch
Comes from a Chappelle's show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy's brother) is telling stories from the 80's when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy's true hollywood stories or something. and he's talking about Rick James coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over Eddie's brand new expensive couch, and he's just yelling "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAH!" so they beat the crap out of him.
fuck yo couch by Kecktardo November 3, 2005
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