Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.
"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."
by S313xo June 14, 2009
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When the male member is outside the confines of his trousers, while keeping his trousers up
I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.
by kc slinga May 26, 2011
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When he comes so far down your throat that you don’t even know (where did he come from, where did he go)
“His dick was so far down my throat when he came that he gave me a Cotton Eyed Joe“
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The ultimate Redneck song.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.
If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?

If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...
by Urban_Fellow June 30, 2006
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when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed
If it wasn't for that dirty slut I would never have experienced a cotton eyed joe!
by not of your goddam business November 18, 2009
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"i would have been wed several times as of now, had it not been for cotton eyed joe"
by tommy anderson August 20, 2006
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Jacks buddies asked him to go round for a BBQ and beers but he had to turn them down because he had a severe case of cotton-eyed joe.
by sinkking February 22, 2017
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