swapped 

1) Knocked the fuck out
2) Got the beatdown

You got swapped punk!

swapped by J-Dubs January 20, 2005

Swapped 

Having mass muscle. The definition of what a man should be.

"Damn, that 270 lb. guy is SWAPPED."

Swapped by boomshanequa March 22, 2007

swapped 

the state of being slighty intoxicated; tipsy

"dude, i'm swapped" "she was only swapped, not drunk"

swapped by Rae January 22, 2005

Swapped Climax 

When two guys cum in their pants and swap each other cum covered pants.

“Yo did you hear Chad and Brad did a swapped climax last night”

“That’s pretty gay bro”

Swapped Climax by Urmomslefttoenail August 30, 2021

swapped yoshi's 

Swapped yoshi's is intentionally giving someone a STD, but unintentionally receiving one.

I was planning on giving my ex my herpes, but instead we swapped yoshi's and I got AIDs.

swapped yoshi's by Apartment 5935 January 18, 2011

swapped breeding sandwich

A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.

Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.

swapped breeding sandwich by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023

Swapped the dogs 

When a man’s testicular cords become entangled, resulting in the right and left testicle switching places.

Shit man I slept super weird last night I think I mighta swapped the dogs

Swapped the dogs by Ballsakless July 30, 2022