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Cotton Fingers

Similar to cotton mouth, but relates to typing too much in a conversation, thus causing cotton fingers. Cotton fingers make typing much harder than normal, requiring application of a moisturizer to be cured.
Sean: Hey man! What are you doing tonight?
John: Can barely talk right now, have a bad case of cotton fingers from typing all day. Call me??
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Satan's little cotton fingers 

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.
Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.

Cotton eye joe fingers 

A common term for someone who takes/deals suspicious substances, typically cocaine, and thus has residue on their hands or body.
Bro! You've got cotton eye Joe fingers, go wash your hands!

three fingered cotton top hat 

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

finger cotton 

Finger Cotton is when you're with a girl and all she will let you do is is play with it on the outside of her panties or jeans..
Hey did you go out with lisa lastnight?
Yea we went to the movies.
Did she give you any ass?
Nah all she let me do was get a little finger cotton.
finger cotton by 8inchesSoft June 1, 2016

satan's cotton little finger 

The religious way to say tampon.
If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026