When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.
by guitaristdito November 14, 2015
cot·ton eye
noun \ˈkɑtən ˈaɪ\
: a penis that has been probed by a cotton swab wielded by a medical professional ie. for std testing and swabbing for bacteria or fungus.
noun \ˈkɑtən ˈaɪ\
: a penis that has been probed by a cotton swab wielded by a medical professional ie. for std testing and swabbing for bacteria or fungus.
Bob had a crazy Friday night on the town, and in turn spent all Saturday morning waiting for a cotton eye at Planned Parenthood.
by Chuck Naked September 16, 2013
The act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for S.T.D.s
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.
If only they knew.
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.
If only they knew.
by Johnny_Wayne January 20, 2010
by solzness October 7, 2017
Deep throating a guy so he cums straight down your throat.
"Where did he come from? where did he go? Where did he come from, cotton eye Joe"
"Where did he come from? where did he go? Where did he come from, cotton eye Joe"
by Yadatonk June 30, 2019
Cotton eye joe is a mysterious person who has cotton for a eye, his name is joe and he comes and goes.
by verbazing June 21, 2019
A common term for someone who takes/deals suspicious substances, typically cocaine, and thus has residue on their hands or body.
by weriddreamer November 20, 2018