coston

Coston is a person that can be really annoying or irritating and has nothing to do with his life so he just decides to hang with random people.

Person 1: " Coston's weird"

by Jakefromstatedarm June 14, 2017

Kaitlynn Coston

The hottest, most funniest person you'll ever meet. She is the one girl, once you hit it you can quit it. Kaitlynn is the best person you'll ever meet, and if you know this one person, you won't ever forget her.

Kaitlynn Coston is the sexiest girl you'll ever meet.

by Don'tCallMeByMyLastName September 18, 2018

Mrs. Coston

A hot English teacher found in most schools with a smashable body.

Mrs. Coston's class was very fun today

by Chad'sOwner November 28, 2022

Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.

One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"

by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.

Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

by boxandthefuzz May 7, 2017

touchin' cotton

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

soggy cottonbottoms

Sweaty underwear

I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.

by Spitty in the City February 21, 2009