Coffee. More specifically: 1) Gas station coffee, 2) A prison term for coffee.
"That cup of mud I got from BP was like drinking jet fuel"... "Get me a bag of mud from the commissary and we're straight".
Front row parking. The closest, non-handicapped, parking spot to the location/ your destination.
"I couldn't believe we found a Costanza at the mall, as crowded as it was."
An unfortunate turn of events. A decision or action that seems unfair. Being forced to act in accordance with some else's decision.
"I was invited to the party, but now it's Ravers only? That's so cake status." " I'm not aloud to talk to him anymore, since he got in trouble. That's major cake status." "I can't hang out because I have to go to Maryland to visit family. That is totally cake status!"