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cortaijah
Top tier, confident not cocky but dont ever get it twisted. Cortaijah is free spirited, down to earth, and the best human to ever grace the universe. Smart, caring, classy, determined, passionate, sensitive/insensitive, funny, laid back and your best friend all in one. She’s a hero of her own who fights her own battles and finds love instead of hate out of every bad situation brought upon her. She has a promising future, and will not let up. A beauty like no other, flawless features, her charm is bright and will steal the light. She’s very trustworthy and will be there for you no matter what, some say she’s amazing when times are tough… She’s all you need for life and support but dont abuse your power… a loving family person and a hard catch on outsiders but if you are in you are lucky, not too many like her, she’s VERY selective so if you can keep her once she’s in your life you will never forget her and see she’s what you’ve been missing all along.
cortaijah by Speaking the real November 23, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"