Corpoflage 

It is the clothing usually worn by otherwise cool people to fit in and blend in usually in a corporate environment.

For example - Dockers, Polo shirts, Dress pants, Dress shirt, Tie.

John looked quite confident in the meeting today wearing his newly purchased corpoflage.

Corpoflage by Styk September 11, 2009

Caroflage 

Noun. The use of decorations such as Leis around the rearview, Roxy stickers, or license plate holders that indicate a hot girl is driving the car when in fact the vehicle is being operated by an old, haggerd woman.

"Dude, pull up next to that chick!"
*acceleration, sideways glance*
"OOOOOH, fuckin caroflage, that bitch looks at least a hundred and sixty!"

Caroflage by flashfyr3 October 6, 2008

condoflage 

To try to cover up the purchasing of condoms at the supermarket by filling up the cart to the gunwales.

I tried to condoflage the week's ration of Trojans last night but the clerk blew it when she called for a price check on Trojans XL over the pa system!

condoflage by Attika-Elvis October 7, 2009

corpsouflage 

Dead people skin. Disguises the wearer as a zombie and masks the smell of fresh human. Available in black.

Dad - "Billy, didn't I tell you not to play in the park without your corpsouflage?"

Billy - "But daaad!"

Dad - "No buts now... these inner city zombies will tear your white ass apart..."

corpsouflage by The Grim Sweeper October 4, 2010

Corposlave 

The corposlave is a lower echelon employee in a corporation, separated in two groups but united in a single trait : They stay in service of the corporation despite knowing that it is currently taking advantage of them

The corposlave is usually content with having a stable job over individual freedom and self determination, they are scared of losing their jobs and being unemployed again, they won't go out of their way to work very hard but will diverge into two groups : The miserable corposlave, this one hates their job but is scared shitless of losing it, so they'll tell their fellow corposlaves that they're gonna go on strike someday, and hell they'll even tell that shitty boss that they'll resign...Yeah you know what, they'll even resign soon just you wait, just you wait... !

The second group are the delusional corposlaves : These will rat out the miserable corposlaves at the first chance given, in order to make themselves feel like they're different, or special. They think that they're on a grind, that because they're hitting the gym, listening to stoicism podcasts and posting on r/finance, they're actually on their path to greatness within the corporation. The corposlave knows that for now their position isn't enviable, so they're gonna lie to make it look cooler, aka "chief sanitary agent" when in reality they're just the only janitor they have. They genuinely believe that they have a shot at becoming an executive and they secretly dream of being corposcum

I'm not like these doomer corposlaves...I'm on this grind at Microsoft, for now I'm working the coffee machine but don't worry it's just temporary

I'm not a corposlave ! I only work here because it's convenient. Yeah sure I don't like it but I'm just staying because I want to, I could even get a job at my uncle's construction site if I wanted.

Corposlave by NukeArasaka December 23, 2023