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Coronaphone 

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.
Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.
Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronahoax 

Also known as "COVID-19", the imaginary, fake, made-up PLANdemic perpetuated by the lying "news" media, used as a distraction for the World Economic Forum to bring about "The Great Reset".
What a moron, you fell for the Coronahoax!
Coronahoax by Sporkinator March 28, 2021

Coronaphobic 

The clinical term for an intense and unremitting level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.
Hell yes, I’ve become insanely Coronaphobic!
Coronaphobic by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

coronapocalypse 

The coronapocalypse will end all of us.
coronapocalypse by Yo-mitche March 7, 2020

coronaphobia 

The fear of catching the current strain (COVID-19 in March 2020) of human coronavirus, expressed by wearing a face mask in public, or simply avoiding public places, public events and public transport.
Wow, we've lost half the audience to the show tonight due to coronaphobia
coronaphobia by natts March 7, 2020

coronapocalypse 

a period of time where the coronavirus propelled everyone and their twice removed cousins to hoard toilet paper and cleaning supplies
Did you see all the people go coronapocalypse shopping at Target ?