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coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.
Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.
coronacooties by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

Coronacane 

When a hurricane forms during the corona pandemic.
Dude, A Coronacane is coming, you better pick up more toilet paper!
That chronic painful burning sensation in the pit of your stomach reminding you that COVID-19 is our new normal.
You’re not sick, it’s just Coronagut!
Coronagut by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

corncunted 

corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.
Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.
corncunted by Vinter January 28, 2010

Coronacons 

Slang for the unscrupulous scammers preying on the vulnerable masses during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
Some especially vile Coronacons tried but failed to put one over on my savvy Granny and she totally outsmarted them!
Coronacons by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020

Coronacation 

Getting paid to be off of work and having nothing to do or nowhere to go.
The trip I took to Puerto Vallarta and got stung by a sting ray beats the hell out of this coronacation I'm on. This sucks!
Coronacation by Casper70 April 4, 2020