Tightening one's belt as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. A portmanteau pronounced coron-austerity (from Corona - the colloquial term for COVID-19 and the word austerity).
I was thinking of ordering takeaway for tea but decided against it. It's my last month on furlough before redundancy so I needed to take some coronausterity measures.
When you began to lose control of everything in your life and can't seem to cope with it mostly because of the corona virus problems kept on spreading and making endless issues. This feeling could also cause people to take unbelievably stupid actions.
"What's up with you and all these tissues?"
"I had a coronarush in the mallyesterday, I wasn't thinking straight."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.