Condition affecting white male youth that turns them into wiggers; a loss of identity that the subject is in fact a white male from the upper class, not a black male from the lower east side.
There seems to be a lot of coonfusion going around in Roseville these days...
The state of mind of older male, backwoods people, caused by years of drinking home brewcorn whiskey.
Old man Tator seems to be in a constant state of cornfusion after continually drinking some of the best home brewcorn whiskey in the county for the last 30 years.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.