A misogynistic word used by ignorant fucks use to TRY to insult people following guidelines to reduce the impact of the Coronavirus pandemic and hide their own stupidity while simultaneously putting it on full display.
Did you hear? That idiot without a mask who called me a Coronapussy last week just died of COVID-19 complications. Never thought I'd see Darwinism in real time like that!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.