A term commonly used when a male human has attempted to mate with a horse, but said horse has decided to bolt for freedom while unfortunately tangling itself to the spurs of the ‘horse riders’ boots resulting in them being pulled along the ground, covered in hay, excrement and an erection the size of a snake.
Have you seen John since the Caudal and Cantle? I don’t think he’ll be getting that veterinarian of the year award after all.
I was into Caudal and Cantle before TikTok made it mainstream
Caudal and Cantle is not something your father talks about at the Actuaries Annual Gala darling!
I was into Caudal and Cantle before TikTok made it mainstream
Caudal and Cantle is not something your father talks about at the Actuaries Annual Gala darling!
by CrudePierre November 03, 2021
Pocket Fighting is also a popular activity in the homosexual community. It involves putting your hand into another gentleman’s pocket in crowded public transport (e.g. a subway, train or bus) and then covertly pleasuring the other gentlemen till he reaches climax, or till you’ve reached your destination, whichever comes first.
Alan tried to give Charles the old Pocket Fighting treatment on the Waterloo line. Unfortunately as the tube was so busy, his hand slipped into the wrong pocket and instead a pensioner had the tube ride of his life.
by CrudePierre December 14, 2023
by CrudePierre April 02, 2020