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Cornerback 

The one football position white people can’t play due to a lack of athleticism
Can you name one white cornerback in the NFL? Didn’t think so
Cornerback by Whiteguy12 July 16, 2019

Monday morning cornerback 

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

Cornerbag Blues 

When the amount of pot that you have left fills the corner of your baggie, usually about a days worth is left. Its consistency resembles a dry powder, not the soft, stinky nuggets they once were.
I need to call Mr. Nice Guy and get some chronic before I run out. I got a serious case of the Cornerbag Blues.
Cornerbag Blues by The Lucas J March 27, 2009

cornback trout 

fish shaped turd with corn lodged in it
Upon entering the stall, I was horrified at the sight of a good sized cornback trout another had left in the toilet for me to admire.

OR

After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.
cornback trout by Herb Hasid June 11, 2006

cornback rattler 

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.
I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.
cornback rattler by Freebird September 16, 2003
Having sex doggy style, yelling your partners name through a cone and then nutting on their back.
Trent got a little drunk during a night out on the town, stole a traffic cone on his walk back to his place, and then give his partner the old coneback.