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corn jack 

a deep fried delicy that can be soaked in vodka and inserted in a womans fuck hole prior to festivals.
girl: you've embaressed yourself and your host.
PCL(boy): get a corn jack up ya!
corn jack by henry messner November 26, 2011

corn jacket 

Human excrement. Basically, when you eat corn, about 13 hours later, it comes out your ass looking the same way it went into your mouth. But, on the way out, it needs a jacket. That is what the turd wrapped around your shat out corn is. The poop keeping my old corn kernels warm is a corn jacket.
I was at a BBQ yesterday and today I birthed a corn jacket. (IE, my poop was studded with corn.)
corn jacket by therealnate December 14, 2010

Corn Jacking 

While at the movies with my boyfriend and my bucket of popcorn with a hole in it the center ....I corn jack him.
masterbation,Corn jacking, jerk off, girl friend help, hand job
Corn Jacking by akredhead February 17, 2012

Cornjacked 

the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners walls with crap and corn - giving a cornjack effect.
I cornjacked this biatch last night!

The infamous Cornjack is soon to tour the USA.
Cornjacked by Cornjack August 4, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026