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corn jack 

a deep fried delicy that can be soaked in vodka and inserted in a womans fuck hole prior to festivals.
girl: you've embaressed yourself and your host.
PCL(boy): get a corn jack up ya!
corn jack by henry messner November 26, 2011

corn jacket 

Human excrement. Basically, when you eat corn, about 13 hours later, it comes out your ass looking the same way it went into your mouth. But, on the way out, it needs a jacket. That is what the turd wrapped around your shat out corn is. The poop keeping my old corn kernels warm is a corn jacket.
I was at a BBQ yesterday and today I birthed a corn jacket. (IE, my poop was studded with corn.)
corn jacket by therealnate December 14, 2010

Corn Jacking 

While at the movies with my boyfriend and my bucket of popcorn with a hole in it the center ....I corn jack him.
masterbation,Corn jacking, jerk off, girl friend help, hand job
Corn Jacking by akredhead February 17, 2012

Cornjacked 

the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners walls with crap and corn - giving a cornjack effect.
I cornjacked this biatch last night!

The infamous Cornjack is soon to tour the USA.
Cornjacked by Cornjack August 4, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026