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Corn Blast 

Yet another term for anal coitus or butt fucking. The rectum or ass is referred to as the corn hole in some areas of the United States and Western Europe. Blasting is a reference to a hard pounding via the penis.
Q. How was your date with Large Marge last night?
A. It went well, I was Corn Blasting her and got a little Mud on my helment.

I stopped by the nursing home to vist your Granny last week. Fifteen minutes after I got there she wanted me to Corn Blast her. I said only if it is a Filthy Florence.
Corn Blast by Granny Gromann June 4, 2010
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Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.
Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
Corn Blaster by newbcat November 21, 2011

coonblaster 

a delicious sauce made with honey mustard, barbecue sauce, and hot sauce. you can put it on pretty much everything.
my friend made some coonblaster for our chicken fingers.
coonblaster by showerr November 5, 2011

cornblatts 

when you eat corn and excrete corn filled feces
look dude..i got the cornblatts
cornblatts by jgootsspacesoots March 8, 2009