Definitions by jgootsspacesoots

blart 

a bubble fart- one that doesn't pop right away but gets trapped in smalle air pockets in your pants, and sometime by your ballsballfartresulting in a low, deeper sounding fart

i just blarted

blart by jgootsspacesoots March 9, 2009

cornblatts 

when you eat corn and excrete corn filled feces

look dude..i got the cornblatts

cornblatts by jgootsspacesoots March 8, 2009