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Carlito Caribbean Cool 

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.
Carlito Caribbean Cool by Kain October 31, 2004

Colliton 

the act of nutting inside a bitches nose and/or ear
Hey bro! I totally just collitoned this girl yesterday because she is a huge bitch and deserved it!
Colliton by chauncer flannigan April 18, 2010
A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.

Also a WWE wrestler
Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!

Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
Carlito by Meijer's! September 15, 2005

Cooli Carlito 

Cooli Carlito is the hottest rapper to come out of Neasden since Chunkz. Cooli Carlito's been rapping since 2014 and is best known for his "Neasden Shopping Centre" tune.
Guy 1: Aye yo you heard that Neasden Shopping Centre tune by Cooli Carlito??
Guy 2: Yeah fam "IF YOU WANT WAR SHOPPING CENTRE, NEASDEN SHOPPING CENTRE". Proper legend.
A relatively kind-hearted person, good person. Often appears to be uncaring, pessimistic and douchey but on the inside he's caring and has good intentions.

Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
Hey look carlito

It's carlito

Look at that freak carlito
Carlito by Someone?Somewhere? June 4, 2017

Carlito Caribbean Cool 

The coolest guy in wrestling. Cooler than the Mexicools, cooler than Michelle McCool, and even cooler than Frankie Kazarian. Carlito is the only person on this God given green Earth that's allowed to judge another person's coolness. Why? Because he defines cool.

Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.
"Do you know what cool is? You're looking at him."

"Nothing beats being cool."

"You better be cool."
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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