Coolito

noun: 1) A person who is so full of himself and thinks of himself as cool, yet really he is a total ass.
2) A petite but (gluteus maximus).

Adjective
1) The act of being cool, but just a little, and at the same time acting like a little bit like an jack-ass.

This defiinition derives from the Spanish word "culo" which means "ass" and the suffix "ito" which means "little" or "small."

n. 1)That dude is such a coolito for wearing bluetooth devices on both ears!

n. 2) That chick had a really cute coolito!

adj. 1) That was so coolito the way he was cutting farts in that yoga class!!

by El Coolito December 1, 2009

coolito

something is cool; you think its awesome

"Hey! I just got a new cell phone."
"Coolito!"

by Crystaloonie June 28, 2008

coolstorymybro

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.

P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!

by anonymous February 3, 2019

cooliogenesis

As cool as original coolness (before cool became cool)

cooliogenesis cool

by Ba ba haa ha August 5, 2009

Uncle Coolio's

The name of the restaurant in Orland Park IL that is part of the Uncle Julio's Mexican Restaurant chain. Known by Coolio's because 85 percent of the clientele looks like the rapper Coolio.

Hey Pat you want to head up to Uncle Coolio's today? No Tom, I don't feel like getting shot again. Let's go to Mama Maria's instead

by Tom9750 November 11, 2013

Coolicool

When something is twice as cool. the highest form of being cool.

"Hey is that Gregor?"

"Yeah he's coolicool"

by Mangolover115 August 25, 2013

Coolio

A different form of the word cool, which can be used in almlst any situation, at almost every time.

Hey buddy, just came to tell you that my grandma died.
Coolio.

by Swagmaster828 February 20, 2022