Cork Sucre 

An appropriate way of referring to someone as a “cock sucker”, especially in a business setting.

John: Holy smokes! Mike is a real cock-“
Bill: Hold on, John! We’re at a company event and that could offend HR! What you should say is cork sucre instead.
John: Gosh darn, Bill! You’re right! Mike is a real cork sucre!

Cork Sucre by TommyJimmy October 18, 2022

Anatolian Corkscrew 

A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.

The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.

Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.

Anatolian Corkscrew by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

The Katelyn Corkscrew 

A sexual act where you experience maximum penis power. Put 7 dicks in each ear, 2 in each nostril, and one huge one in the mouth, and you're set!

Hey babe~ You wanna try the Katelyn Corkscrew tonight~? I know some people that'll help make it happen~

The Katelyn Corkscrew by Furret walk of Justice April 4, 2019

Commack Corkscrew 

Putting a 100 calorie twinkie into your anus and having a small asian child suck out the cream.

Jamaal Jamaalson: "Yo dawg wat you be up to tonight"
Chun-Hing Choy: "I go Commack Corkscrew your mother tonight!"

Commack Corkscrew by Frenchie Ventimiglia June 3, 2009

Corkscrew 

N. A sexual hand gesture similar to fingering, the shocker, fisting, the whacker, etc. This term could be separated into two groups: the doing and the signal.
Doing: You begin by taking your hand and crossing your index and pointer finger. This is the simple corkscrew. For added pleasure you can do the "West Side" hand gesture and cross your middle and ring finger forming a corkscrew. The corkscrew can also be combined to perform the juice-producing shocker-corkscrew combo. To do this move, you insert your "corkscrew" finger combo into a female's vaginal opening and butt. This can work for gay's too, but me not being gay, I do not know any other way it can pleasure a gay man other than the butt hole. As you insert the corkscrew into a women's many openings, you move your corkscrew as if you were unscrewing a wine bottle, or screwing a screw into a piece of wood.
Signal: This could be used as a means of communication to other males, to communicate to them that a smoking hot broad is approaching, or that a certain women's outfit, or sexual movements has created stimulation in your penis. This is similar to the whacker and finger in the hole signal.

V. to corkscrew, either slowly, forcefully,or beautifully

Hey man, last night i corkscrewed this tight bitch!

Dude, check out that slut in the skimpy outfit. (the girl is so hot you pop instantly in your trousers)
you:(signaling using corkscrew)
friends: Man your so cool
hot girl: hey i like the way you corkscrew, wanna show me more.
Result: You just scored major pussy!

Corkscrew by Super Soaker Ruiz November 18, 2010

Albanian Corkscrew 

An Ancient Albanian term, where a lad penetrates a lass and then twists her around like a corkscrew.

Guy:"Hey you, do you want an albanian corkscrew"
Girl:"Hmm, okay"

Albanian Corkscrew by SamBam27 May 30, 2016

G-Vestite Corkscrew

An annoying woman who claims to be a male, Likes 2 girls 1 cup and pretends to have childhood trauma along with her dad leaving her a year after birth.

“Kimmie was in a really bad mood today. Do you have any clue what happened to him?

“Yes I do. I called him a G-Vestite Corkscrew!”

“Well you aren’t wrong. I can’t stand him sometimes.”

G-Vestite Corkscrew by Dr. Czech Maid January 21, 2023