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tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

compretend

When someone seems to be comprehending directions or instructions but it turns out that they are just pretending.
My boss just explained the project to me and I nodded like I understood, but I was just compretending.
compretend by CaptainRong1 December 23, 2013

The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.
The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

Cro copped 

To be knocked out or down by a roundhouse kick to the head.
I cro copped his ass during that fight!
When you claim someone elses property e.g their house or couch.
Man: Would you please leave my house?
Woman: Nuh uh, I copped it!
Man: Wrong house homie! Gotta leave!
Woman: Nuhhhh uhhh I copped the house!
Man: What the fuck does that mean?
copped by sainnotinsain March 25, 2017
A STUPID UPDATE THAT YOUTUBE HAS CREASTED IN JANUARY 2020 TO SET RANDOM VIDEOS FOR KIDS. IT APPERENTLY IS SHOWN THAT NOBODY EVEN LIKED IT ONE BIT, BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO RUIN YT FOR ALL OF US. IT WAS CREATED BY THE FTC WHO IS A STUPID IDIOT WHO LIKES TO SNIFF DOG SHIT MIXED WITH PEE, AND MADE THE IDEA OF CREATING COPPA FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG ITS THE YOUTUBE CREATORS AND THE FTC WHO CREATED COPPA, WHICH IS THE REASON WHY WW3 WILL BE COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COPPA by MyBigFatBoobs February 9, 2020
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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