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Coozin 

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Doing whatever you do; with no urgency. // kicking back taking your time on things. // Just straight chilling.
Example 1:

I see a homie and he daps me and says "what's good homie" my response is "just coozin homie what's good?"

Example 2:

"Dude I coozed through that test."
Coozin by Daffy. August 7, 2015
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Coozin 

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The bestest and most cutest way to say cousin.
My aunt had three kids so now I have three little baby coozins and they are oh so cute!!!
Coozin by Face&Butt May 18, 2009

coozin 

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Fucked up to the perfect level. A state of mind where one is soaring through the sky but still in their senses, as if they're "cruising" through.
"Yo, Niv and I have been coozin alllllll day. We're trying to pick up some more, you good?"
coozin by PikesVillain August 31, 2011

coozin 

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1. coozin - (noun) a female cousin that will let you fuck her

2. coozin - (verb) the act of fucking one's female cousin
That nasty hillbilly is over there tappin' his coozin!

He's one coozin billy goat!

Cooking Date 

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A great way if you don’t have a lot of money or your budget doesn’t allow you to do things on a grand scale for your date. A cooking date makes you more creative when upping your romance game. Its cooking with seduction mixed in. Basically making your cooking game hot and sexy. Kissing and nibbling in the kitchen whether it’s on the back of the neck or on the lips. All done while chopping, cutting, stirring , rinsing, straining or
tasting food can lead to touching which can ultimately lead to another kind of cooking.
I had a date with Tangi last night.

So how did your cooking date go?

It didn’t because not everyone you meet is cooking date material or worthy.
Cooking Date by Starving Artist246 October 16, 2021

corzined 

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When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.

This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".

Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.
Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.

Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.

Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.

Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.
corzined by Davester75 June 18, 2012

clam cooking 

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Another name for vaginal steaming, often done because a person believes it is healthy despite it being very unhealthy.
Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.
clam cooking by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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