coometang 

(1) (coom-uh-tang) A pussy that has the power to produce a minimum of 8 simultanious male/female orgasms inside of an hour.

(2) know in some beastiality circles as a racoon vagina. It is somewhat spiral shaped, like a corkscrew.

Yo, you know that girl i left with from the club last night? damn she was good when the lights turned out. I swear she must have had a coometang or sumfing.

coometang by Aaron & Jayden May 17, 2007

coontang 

the vaginal cavity of a negro woman

Oh damn, Khalil, look at that sweet coontang!

coontang by m j f February 15, 2004

coontang 

Sweet Chocolate pie... of the furry variety

1) My friend had some tasty coontang after dinner in NOLA

2) MA! Kenny had some coontang. Can I have some?

coontang by Pie Lover October 3, 2003

Cometan 

the mononym for Brandon Taylorian, the first Millettic philosopher and an autodidact of philosophy, the eponymous founder of Cometanism, also known as Astronism, and the sole author of the Omnidoxy which immortalised Cometan's identity as a philosopher.

Cometan's philosophy of The Cosmos constitutes a cosmocentric view of existence and humanity's role and duty to explore The Cosmos.

Cometan by TIOTPOM January 19, 2019

Coontang 

A black ladies vagina.

I fucked a coontang.

Coontang is the best coontang.

Coontang by Mr.hushmalakumba January 19, 2020

coontang 

The vagina of an actual raccoon.

Get the hounds boys! We're gonna have us some hot coontang tonight!

coontang by D. B. Cooper October 28, 2006

coonerang 

A person (usually black or vanta black) who behaves foolishly, showing up regularly to fuck with people and generally troll

“ I swear i’m going to assfuck that coonerang has into the ground “

coonerang by poggerchampion December 25, 2020