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Cooter Pie

An affectionate name said to someone jokingly with a southern, trucker like accent. Usually very loudly and followed typically by laughing and associated with boob slapping.
"I love you!"
"Aww, cooter pie!!"
Cooter Pie by Arashi Brief August 14, 2006
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Cooter Pie

The best disguised name for a vagina, mainly used at drive-thru windows.
Customer: Do you guys still have the cooter pie?

McDonald's Worker: (yelling) DO WE STILL HAVE THE COOTER PIE?
Cooter Pie by n-hole December 22, 2008

eat that cooter pie 

A phrase of praise for heterosexual homophobic males who like eating pussy. Meaning to eat that cat. Or to go muff diving
Eat that cooter pie Jeff!
eat that cooter pie by CCBguys November 13, 2020

Camp Hill Cooterpillar

Upon climaxing from vaginal intercourse, the male promptly removes his furry, unshaven phallus from the referenced "cooter," and proceeds to slide it up between his female partner's mammaries, as she engages in fellatio to clean off their combined juices. Please note that this act requires several months of pubic hair growth and may result in the need for a toothpick to remove clumps of hair from between the woman's teeth.
Following a wild night with Eunice, Arliss the Cave Man ended their encounter with a Camp Hill Cooterpillar. Eunice couldn't shake the taste of his man-hair for weeks.

cooterie 

A small group of sexual partners who are also close friends
Did you hear? Jill and her cooterie had another orgy this weekend.
cooterie by RecklesQuail January 12, 2016

CooterPepper 

in reference to the female genetalia. Used mainly by gay males in reference to "real" girls.
Honey, go wash your CooterPepper! It smells like fish in here.
CooterPepper by DJ FunkyMonkey July 25, 2011

cooterpie 

"Hello my darling Cooterpie!", "I love you, Cooterpie". Similar useage as "sweetiepie"
cooterpie by AdrianeB December 11, 2008
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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