Coonsy

The maximum level of chillance.

Gf: Hey babe, what we do today?
Bf: Let's get coonsy?
>Gf and Bf *eyessmiles*

by Coonsyman July 19, 2019

Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

A Coons Age

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"

"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."

by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

coonyie

Complete opposite to dardy.

J: Oi thats dardy
B: nah bro thats coonyie

Thats coonyie I thought it was going to be cool but its coonyie

by Îț'š mê ķħůżž November 23, 2016

Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010

two coons

the shortened version of the saying "two coons in a gunny sack" or "two coons friggin' in a gunny sack" which refers to hunting raccoons and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your coon dog and them fighting and or friggin' while in that sack together. They tend to get rather wild in there!!

Me: "Tanner, what did you do last night?"

Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"

by straight up no chase nate October 1, 2009

Coonsias

coon, 70s hair, palm tree build, small-headed, crop-top wearing ass nigga. Also goes by yosias

Aye, coonsias
stfu coonsias

by Real12345678 August 31, 2021