Coonrod

a tiger's penis.

Dude, look at that coonrod!

by dahdew December 27, 2008

Coonrod

A stuck up redneck who loves shellfish and gets too obsessed with pornography

Wow that coonrod over there is covered in crab and semen!

by Scott 43443 June 2, 2021

Coonrod

Modern parlance for a nightstick or

ASP baton used to bust out the windows of a sovereign citizen/ Moorish car. Doing so is a prerequisite to the forcible extraction of said dipshit.
Named after Councilwoman Demetrus Coonrod, one of the pioneers of SovCit nonsense.

My patience is wearing thin, give me your Coonrod and we'll just take him through the window...

by anoldviolin May 7, 2019