anoldviolin's definitions

turkey timer

A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.

One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.

by anoldviolin July 21, 2016

Coonrod

Modern parlance for a nightstick or

ASP baton used to bust out the windows of a sovereign citizen/ Moorish car. Doing so is a prerequisite to the forcible extraction of said dipshit.
Named after Councilwoman Demetrus Coonrod, one of the pioneers of SovCit nonsense.

My patience is wearing thin, give me your Coonrod and we'll just take him through the window...

by anoldviolin May 7, 2019

Gyne-saur

A visibly older woman, (usually with a menopausal bad attitude), that thanks she is still attractive.

That old "gyne-saur better wake up and realize that she is an old maid, and lose the attitude!

by anoldviolin January 4, 2021