A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.
One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.
It is the act of ejaculating into a girl's shoes in retaliation for cheating or cucking you. It is, of course, done without her knowledge, in order to leave her with webbed feet when she puts them on.
It is considered proper etiquette to send a text message reading "Quack, Quack" prior to her discovering the deed. While she will wonder what the hell it means, after she sees her webbed feet, it will make perfect sense to her.
The name "Wabash Cannonball" originates from a lyric of the George Jones song, "Who's gonna fill their shoes?", which is widely recognized as the official anthem to performing the Wabash Cannonball.
In polite society, leaving a recording of the song on her voicemail is considered a suitable substitute to the "Quack, Quack" text.
I can't believe your girl would stoop so low! It's worth the drive to the Bayou to give her the old Wabash Cannonball!
Buy a
Wabash Cannonball
mug!
A girl so painfully beautiful that you don't know whether to mount it or eat it.
Jamie Presley is an absolute Trophy Bass!
A menopausal bitch, usually an old maid, that thinks she is still attractive enough for men to tolerate her attitude.
She went from being a Trophy Bass to a GyneSaur without my beer goggles!
A visibly older woman, (usually with a menopausal bad attitude), that thanks she is still attractive.
That old "gyne-saur better wake up and realize that she is an old maid, and lose the attitude!
Modern parlance for a nightstick or
ASP baton used to bust out the windows of a sovereign citizen/ Moorish car. Doing so is a prerequisite to the forcible extraction of said dipshit.
Named after Councilwoman Demetrus Coonrod, one of the pioneers of SovCit nonsense.
My patience is wearing thin, give me your Coonrod and we'll just take him through the window...
