Coon-dog

A cross between a sneaky racoon and a ugly dog. used when describing someone that is sinister and ugly. although this is the base difinition for the word it can also describe other qualities from either a racoon or dog such as smelly, dirty, sly, etc.

"Hey, I saw that! you sneaky coon-dog you."
"how could you!? your a little dirty coon-dog"

Coon-dog by BiG RayII May 7, 2009

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coon dog

commonly misreferred to as steve; rare creature that dwells in the black light infested rooms and can be seen writing in highlighter; refers to flat rimmed hats as "fresh" and often compares them to crisp apples; prefers to drink only out of a "das boot" and can be heard yelling obsceneties at 3 in the morning

Did you see Coon Dog ruling the pong table at that partay last night?
Did you see Coon Dog under the sink last night?

coon dog by LNSB November 7, 2007

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coon dog mash

Sexual intercourse

Jan and I did the coon dog mash up.

coon dog mash by Dead 1 November 30, 2023

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don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

don't kick yer coon dog by HelenHar July 22, 2008