A cross between a sneaky racoon and a ugly dog. used when describing someone that is sinister and ugly. although this is the base difinition for the word it can also describe other qualities from either a racoon or dog such as smelly, dirty, sly, etc.
by BiG RayII May 07, 2009
by triceratits November 23, 2008
commonly misreferred to as steve; rare creature that dwells in the black light infested rooms and can be seen writing in highlighter; refers to flat rimmed hats as "fresh" and often compares them to crisp apples; prefers to drink only out of a "das boot" and can be heard yelling obsceneties at 3 in the morning
Did you see Coon Dog ruling the pong table at that partay last night?
Did you see Coon Dog under the sink last night?
Did you see Coon Dog under the sink last night?
by LNSB October 22, 2007
by CaliforniaSoapBucket April 05, 2017
BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!
by HelenHar December 08, 2007
Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track
Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track
by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016
by Dead 1 November 30, 2023