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coon-dick
coon-dick by HillbillyJoe August 20, 2007
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Pin Dick Coon Jockey
The lowest of all human life forms on the planet. This term stems from the adjective "coon" (referring to black people), which is the lowest of all races (White, Mexican, Jewish...etc.). However, black people have two positive attributes that they contribute to society (a large penis and athleticism). The adjective "pin dick" (more commonly stated as "needle dick") eliminates their big dick attribute. Using the noun "jockey" (referring to horse riding jockeys, which are commonly runts of all people) eliminates all athleticism. "Pin Dick Coon Jockey" describes a black person that has a small penis and is small in stature, the lowest of all possible human life forms on the planet.
Pin Dick Coon Jockey by PDCJ Steve May 3, 2008
coondick
1.)Term used for yelling insults or obscenities at pedestrians from a moving vehicle. Generally, entertaining for the occupants of the vehicle, but not for the victims.
One may yell something along the lines of "NICE FACE UGLY!' at a lone pedestrian or "HEY LOOK!!! A PACK OF QUEERS!" at a group of pedistrians.
Origin: First used by a group of teenagers from Kendall, NY. The word coondick comes from the book Their Eyes Were Watching God, where it is used to refer to an alcoholic beverage of some sort.
I'm bored, lets go coondick tonight.
One may yell something along the lines of "NICE FACE UGLY!' at a lone pedestrian or "HEY LOOK!!! A PACK OF QUEERS!" at a group of pedistrians.
Origin: First used by a group of teenagers from Kendall, NY. The word coondick comes from the book Their Eyes Were Watching God, where it is used to refer to an alcoholic beverage of some sort.
I'm bored, lets go coondick tonight.
coondick
A term used for bootleg moonshine or other alcohol, coined and used during the prohibition era of the 1930's. The reference was to the African American migrants who would illegally transport the stuff, sometimes in the crotch of their pants.
Coondick
Term used when blowing smoke rings while smoking meth. The ring will drop smoke from the bottom of it which resembles the shape of a coons penis bone. Good dope makes coondicks when you blow smoke rings
Coondick by Stevo21874 November 26, 2017
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