BigDood79's definitions

Gingervitis

Clinical term for when a ginger kid (predictably) gets diagnosed with skin cancer

Hey man, what did the dermatologist say about that crazy mole?
It's gingervitis.
Fuck.

by BigDood79 June 2, 2019

Coon dick

Penis bone of a racoon (yes they have bones in their dicks) placed in the outlet of a moonshine still to help the distillate to flow smoothly into the collection vessel.

Stick a coon dick in that spout. It's dribbling like an old man's piss

by BigDood79 October 29, 2017