Penis bone of a racoon (yes they have bones in their dicks) placed in the outlet of a moonshine still to help the distillate to flow smoothly into the collection vessel.
Stick a coon dick in that spout. It's dribbling like an old man's piss
Clinical term for when a ginger kid (predictably) gets diagnosed with skin cancer
Hey man, what did the dermatologist say about that crazy mole?
It's gingervitis.
Fuck.
