Coomies 

A rare genetic disease discovered by Leroy F. Coomer.

It's effects are similar to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, but instead is
caused by heroin abuse during pregnancy.

My son was born with Coomies, because of my crippling heroin addiction.

Coomies by Coomies guy September 17, 2022

needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

Cookies Up 

Cookies up is when a female is on her knees and rotates her hips up presenting her pussy.

My boyfriend’s favorite position is when I’m cookies up.

Cookies Up by RFL Merkin August 6, 2020

Carni -cooties 

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

Cookies And Apple Juice 

Cookies and Apple juice is a song by rapper cam'ron
of his new cd Crime pays that dropped may 12th.

in the song he is refuring to "cookies & apple juice" as

Cookies=Pussy

Apple Juice=Pussy Juice/Cum

Her Cookies And Apple juice is highclass..like from france

Werd??

Werdddd.

Cookies And Apple Juice by WhoTheFuckIsYou? May 24, 2009

Cookiesexual 

Proof that this generation is fucked.

First Animesexual, then Dreamsexual, and now Cookiesexual... where did we all go wrong?

Cookiesexual by Lunchbox6669 January 21, 2022

The Booty Cooties 

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

The Booty Cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019