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CoolMelon

A super swag and god like twitch streamer and youtuber, her chat calls her godmelon due to the hike and seek stream done with sxnflow3rs and others. Her fandom chat is called "Melons Arson Cult". if your seeing this you should follow sxnflow3rs on twitch because both her and CoolMelon are very entertaining.
Hey did you see that new video that CoolMelon posted on her and sxnflow3rs youtube channel?
by Super Swag Person March 15, 2021
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cocomelon kid

A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads
*coughing sounds*
Me: God I fucking hate cocomelon kids
by onperiodtluv July 15, 2021
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Cocomelon

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child
by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021
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Cocomelon

The nemesis to Pewdiepie. A terrible and wretched group that specializes in terrible kids content. inferior to pretty much everybody.
“Cocomelon is gathering it’s forces, Pewdiepie may be overthrown!”
by Bigboibeatem’ June 17, 2020
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Cocomelons

What they call huge boobs in the Philippines.
Olyria Roy, the instagram model from Moscow, Russia, has a wonderful pair of Cocomelons.
by launcestonelliot September 24, 2021
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Cocomelon

The worst channel on youtube. Featuring:
Cringe nursery rhymes
Half hour long videos
The whole channel is just uncomfortable to watch.

Needless to say it is threatening pewdiepie's position as most subscribed youtuber as well, which is unacceptable.

Gamers, gather your forces, this will be a tough war.
What you can do in this holy war against blasphemous Cocomelon:
Dislike the videos
Leave spam comment on the videos
Post a rick roll in the comments section
Report the videos for spam
Block them
Spread the word so that more parents can be freed from this stupidity
If for any reason cocomelon is recommended to you block it to state your firm opinion to the algorithm.
I am planning to put add on mtr telling people to unsub to cocomelon and sub to pewdiepie, both advertisement style and propaganda style
by A dying goat June 22, 2020
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Cocomelon

A magical show on YouTube and Netflix that hypnotizes small children and occupies them long enough for their parents to sneak off and fuck.
Mom: Should I put on Cocomelon? 😉
Dad: I'll grab the lube.

Mom: Thank God for Cocomelon!
by Aphrodora May 11, 2021
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