Cookstered 

When a man fucks a woman or man up the anus, whilst the person being fucked is taking a shit

Bob cookstered Mary whilst she was in the back garden.

Cookstered by The_Cookster March 16, 2004

Cookster 

Describes when someone is being abnormally crazy or strange.

"That boy is a right cookster!"

"Haha, you crazy cookster!"

Cookster by ogcookster June 26, 2017

chostered 

To mean extremely tired as a result of physical activity, work or study.

To be drained of all ones energy.

I had a really busy day at work, Im chostered!

chostered by mybraincantthinkofaname May 14, 2009

Cootered 

when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.

Kim was cootered by Tonya, when Tonya found Kim's cooter on her man Gregs cellphone.

Cootered by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008

cookered 

To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.

Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!

cookered by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016

The Cookster 

The Cookster is the one who cooks the best damn meals you've ever eaten!

When a cook does a good job, he receives the name The Cookster.

Hot damn, where's The Cookster at? This meals great!

The Cookster by Secrets September 29, 2005

Clostered bum hole 

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

Clostered bum hole by Schubby monster December 22, 2019