Cookstered

When a man fucks a woman or man up the anus, whilst the person being fucked is taking a shit

Bob cookstered Mary whilst she was in the back garden.

by The_Cookster March 16, 2004

Cookster

Describes when someone is being abnormally crazy or strange.

"That boy is a right cookster!"

"Haha, you crazy cookster!"

by ogcookster June 26, 2017

chostered

To mean extremely tired as a result of physical activity, work or study.

To be drained of all ones energy.

I had a really busy day at work, Im chostered!

by mybraincantthinkofaname May 14, 2009

Cootered

when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.

Kim was cootered by Tonya, when Tonya found Kim's cooter on her man Gregs cellphone.

by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008

cookered

To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.

Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!

by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016

The Cookster

The Cookster is the one who cooks the best damn meals you've ever eaten!

When a cook does a good job, he receives the name The Cookster.

Hot damn, where's The Cookster at? This meals great!

by Secrets September 29, 2005

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019