Cookieman

A fellow who sucks your dick and is constantly ACCIDENTALLY biting your pecker.

He pulled a cookieman on me again last night.

by Benjamin Jacob Grimm December 3, 2020

Cookieman’s ass cheeks

a gift from the gods

Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022

Cookieman’s fat ass

Fun for the whole family, Kids are welcome as well

Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

Cookieman 7

A person who always offer's to suck your dick and the second you start cumming in their mouths, they always seemingly ACCIDENTALLY, bite your dick

Old boy is a Rotten Cookieman 7. He is such a mean, disgusting Cookieman 7

by Pud peckerwood August 6, 2022

coochieman

A man of great coochie. Also has unlimited power in the sexual world.

I’m a coochieman. I just built different.

by Tuckles the man September 29, 2020

Cookiehandjob

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.

Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Dance with the cookie man

Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.

What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.

by Osix spartan March 13, 2019